‘Wonder Woman 1984’ isn’t a sequel, says producer

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Wonder Woman 1984, Patty Jenkins followup to the 2017 smash hit Wonder Woman, is already going to be one of the most anticipated films of 2020. And although there will be a couple of familiar faces between Gal Gadots Diana and Chris Pines Steve Trevor, dont call it a sequel.

In a new interview with Vulture, Wonder Woman 1984 producer Charles Roven noted that avoiding the word sequel to describe the next Wonder Woman film came from Jenkins herself. And to frame the reasoning, he gives us a bit of a tease on what Wonder Woman 1984, which is currently in post-production, has in store when it debuts in theaters next year.

She was just determined that this movie should be the next iteration of Wonder Woman but not a sequel, Roven explained. And shes definitely delivering on that. Its a completely different time frame and youll get a sense of what Diana-slash-Wonder Woman had been doing in the intervening years. But its a completely different story that were telling. Even though itll have a lot of the same emotional things, a lot of humor, a lot of brave action. Tugs at the heartstrings as well.

According to a source close to Jenkins who spoke to Vulture, Jenkins doesnt believe that Wonder Woman 1984 isa sequel either. They compared it to other largely standalone series like Indiana Jones and James Bond, two franchises that don’t spend much time contemplating past films in the next one and don’t have much of a linkbeyond the main characters.Even though technically, what Roven is describing is a sequel.

While Wonder Woman 1984 is not a direct continuation of Wonder Womans story and were unlikely to see what Diana has been up to in-between World War I and 1984, those two stories are still linked. Diana will be in it and she will presumably have those ties, even if there aren’t explicit links to the first film. Warner Bros. and DC Comics had already been de-emphasizing the interconnective universe, so making and selling a film that doesnt require you to have seen half a dozen films before it to understand whats going on (like some Marvel films can) may be a move to avoid alienating audiences. And so far, its biggest box office successes to date have been standalone films like Wonder Woman and Aquaman.

But then theres the matter of Trevor. Although the character died at the end of Wonder Woman, Jenkins confirmed that Pine was returning to Wonder Woman 1984 and even released a photo of him in-character wearing a fanny pack. (She has remained mum on any context surrounding Pines return.) Will there be some sort of explanation as to why the character has seemingly risen from the dead? Or will he just pop up in Dianas life again like its nothing?

Well find out for sure once Wonder Woman 1984 hits theaters on June 5, 2020.

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The Comedian With the Best Trump Impression? None of Them

Turn on late-night TV on almost any night of the week and you'll find one: a President Trump impression. Seth Meyers does one on Late Night, so does Stephen Colbert on The Late Show. Saturday Night Live has had a rotating door of comedians impersonating the president. But which one is the best? Which one nails it?

Alec Baldwin’s Trump Impression Is a Technical Marvel

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  • Actually, maybe none of them.

    In the latest episode of WIRED's Technique Critique series, dialect coach Erik Singer analyzed a series of actors portraying US presidents and zeroed in on three comedians—Jimmy Fallon, Taran Killam, and Darrell Hammond— who have taken on Trump. His final word? "For a subtler, more multidimensional, more accurate, integrated, and authentic version of Trump the human being, I think we may have to wait a while." Welp, there you have it. (It's worth noting, though, Singer does think Alec Baldwin's Trump impression on SNL is pretty spot-on.)

    Trump, however, is still a relatively new president, and one that—so far—only comedians have really dug into. Movie and TV actors, on the other hand, have spent years portraying US presidents with much better results. And among those, Singer has found some gems, including Dennis Quaid's Bill Clinton impression in The Special Relationship, Josh Brolin's George W. Bush in W., and Greg Kinnear's John F. Kennedy in The Kennedys miniseries.

    Want more? Watch Singer's full analysis in the video above. For more Technique Critique, go to WIRED's new streaming channel on Roku, Apple TV, Android TV, or Amazon Fire TV.


    Read more: https://www.wired.com/story/technique-critique-american-presidents/

    Thunderbirds actor Shane Rimmer dies

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    Image caption Rimmer provided the calm voice of the oldest Tracy brother in Thunderbirds

    Actor Shane Rimmer, who provided the voice of Scott Tracy in Thunderbirds, has died at the age of 89.

    As well as voicing the heroic puppet pilot in the hit 1960s TV show, Rimmer also appeared in some of the biggest film franchises of all time.

    He starred in James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me and had smaller roles in Star Wars, Superman and Batman movies.

    He was also a familiar face on ITV’s Coronation Street in the late 1960s as American GI Joe Donnelli.

    He returned to the soap in 1988 as another character, Malcolm Reid.

    Born in Toronto, Canada, Rimmer moved to London in the late 1950s.

    During his prolific career, he also appeared in TV shows like Doctor Who and The Saint, and in films including Dr Strangelove, Gandhi, Rollerball and Out of Africa.

    His management company Infinite Artists said: “Shane was always tremendous fun and an absolute delight to work with. He will be very much missed.”


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    Triple Frontier review military vets steal big in solid Netflix action thriller

    Machismo and money intersect in a glossy, mostly compelling film about a high-stakes heist in South America, starring Ben Affleck and Oscar Isaac

    At this stage, given their ever-increasing prolificacy, the very definition of what a Netflix original movie is has become a bit foggy. Unlike a smaller independent, whose library of titles might share surface-level similarities, the streaming giant has morphed into a bigger studio, churning out films across all genres, trying to do it all and sometimes, just sometimes, actually succeeding.

    Its latest, and one of its biggest to date, is Triple Frontier, an action thriller that feels very much like a glossy theatrical release, and one whose messy route through development hell reveals that for a long time, it was intended as such. Originally primed as a Paramount picture, to be directed by Kathryn Bigelow and with a rotating cast that has at times included Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks, Will Smith, Tom Hardy, Mark Wahlberg, Channing Tatum and Mahershala Ali, its a project that has been a hot property since 2010. In its small-screen incarnation (it will receive a small one-week theatrical window), its easy to see the appeal although even easier to see why it has ended up on Netflix.

    Pope (Oscar Isaac) is a special forces operative whos spent the last three years trying to catch a powerful drug lord close to the Triple Frontier, the border zone between Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil. When an informant reveals not only his whereabouts but that his house is where he keeps his many millions, Pope hatches a plan. Rather than do it by the book, he will corral his old colleagues, now back in the US trying to lead so-called normal lives, into helping him plan heist. While there are echoes of a greater good, the men are mostly driven by greed and as the plan unfolds, their loyalties to one another become tested.

    Rather like the characters themselves, the film-makers motivations are similarly straightforward. Directed by JC Chandor, whose work includes financial crash drama Margin Call and 80s crime saga A Most Violent Year, from a script he wrote with Mark Boal, Oscar-winning screenwriter of The Hurt Locker, one might assume from their prior credits that theyve tasked themselves with adding some weight to the films muscular framework. While there are throwaway references to PTSD and how poorly military veterans are treated by the US government, Triple Frontier is mostly concerned with providing unambiguous entertainment, an easily consumed adventure for a broad, undemanding Netflix viewership.

    Taken on these terms, its an enjoyable enough way to spend two hours but without any commentary or real depth, its in need of a bit more suspense or conflict to really oil the wheels, the film too often ambling along when it should be racing. The buildup to the heist is admirably detailed on the logistics but less so on characterisation, the men mostly interchangeable. They might not be quite as high-wattage as some of the names once attached, but Chandor has assembled a solid ensemble with Isaac surrounded by Ben Affleck, Charlie Hunnam, Garrett Hedlund and Pedro Pascal. While Hunnam strains to make his American accent believable once again and Affleck is stuck delivering lines in his comically over-egged Batman voice, the remaining team members help to fill in the many gaps left by the script while also making some of the clunkier, on-the-nose lines work (Its like they take the best 20 years of your life and then spit you out).

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    Pedro Pascal (Catfish), Garrett Hedlund (Ben), Charlie Hunnam (Ironhead) and Ben Affleck (Redfly). Photograph: Netflix/Courtesy of Netflix

    Interestingly, the film is less focused on the heist itself and more on just how to transport so much money out of the middle of the jungle, which does lend a certain unpredictability to the unfolding drama. The titular location also provides Chandor and cinematographer Roman Yasyanov plentiful opportunities to contrast a number of stunning vistas, the film possessing a sleek and expensive, if somewhat anonymous, aesthetic. But as the men traverse from one locale to the next, the script isnt always able to keep up, the film in need of a few more setpieces or at least some juicier interpersonal conflict to make it roar.

    Its tough to imagine the majority of viewers who stumble upon Triple Frontier not gaining some enjoyment from what they experience, a slick, starry drama found by accident, devoured from the comfort of a living room. But its also harder to imagine it lingering in the memory for particularly long and ultimately, maybe thats what truly defines the majority of Netflixs original movies: easy to watch, hard to remember.

    • Triple Frontier is now on limited release in the US and will be available on Netflix on 13 March

    Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/mar/06/triple-frontier-review-netflix-ben-affleck-oscar-isaac

    What’s streaming on Hulu in March 2019

    'Pretty Little Liars, 'Batman Begins,' or 'Fear the Walking Dead'… pick your poison!
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    In the post-holidays, pre-summer slump that is this alleged “spring,” life can get pretty boring. Luckily, Hulu is here to bring on the drama with its March streaming. Here’s what’s available. 

    Often overshadowed by the sheer perfection that is its sequel The Dark Knight, Batman Begins is still more than worth a rewatch. Christian Bale coming into his own as Batman offers an excellent model for future Batman casting assessments and Cillian Murphy in anything is always creepy and delightful. 

    That being said, if you still find yourself missing The Dark Knight after your Batman Begins viewing, don’t fret — Hulu’s got that too. Both chapters of the Batman saga begin streaming 3/1.

    On the TV side of things, we’ve got two tense spinoffs worth the binge: Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists: Season 1 and Fear The Walking Dead: Season 4. Obviously, these two series cater to pretty different crowds, but considering how successful their predecessors were/are, we’re certain they’ll wiggle their way into plenty of queues. 

    Check out everything coming to and going from Hulu in March 2019 below.

    Top Pick: The Act

    From Netflix’s The Ted Bundy Tapes to Prime Video’s Lorena, 2019 has already been a successful year for true-crime series. 

    Now, Hulu is taking its latest crack at the genre with a disturbing dramatization of the murder of Dee Dee Blanchard.

    The details of this bizarre case easily lend themselves to a series, but achieving the right balance between exposition and character narrative could be tricky. Fingers crossed the talents of The Act‘s stars, Joey King and Patricia Arquette, deliver a project worth obsessing over.

    The Act begins streaming on Hulu March 20.

    Movies

    8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (3/1)
    A Cam Life (3/26)
    A Frozen Christmas 3 (3/5)
    A Frozen New Year’s (3/19)
    Abduction (3/1)
    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (3/1)
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (3/1)
    Acrimony (3/12)
    Alex & Emma (3/1)
    American Beauty (3/1)
    An American Haunting (3/1)
    Assassination Nation (3/18)
    Astro Boy (3/1)
    Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction (3/1)
    Batman Begins (3/1)
    Black Sheep (3/1)
    Blast from the Past (3/1)
    Boomerang (3/1)
    Breakheart Pass (3/1)
    Bruce Almighty (3/1)
    Bushwhacked (3/1)
    Chef Flynn (3/30)
    Death at a Funeral (3/1)
    Deuces Wild (3/1)
    Dirty Work (3/1)
    Divide and Conquer (3/17)
    Double Jeopardy (3/1)
    Dudes (3/7)
    Easy Rider (3/1)
    Edward Scissorhands (3/1)
    Fire in the Sky (3/1)
    Free Solo (3/13)
    Girl Most Likely (3/20)
    He Named Me Malala (3/1)
    Heaven’s Gate (3/1)
    I Can Only Imagine (3/8)
    I, Dolours (3/1)
    Impostor (3/1)
    Inventing the Abbotts (3/1)
    Ironweed (3/1)
    It’s Arbor Day, Charlie Brown (3/1)
    JFK (3/1)
    Jumanji (3/1)
    Legally Blondes (3/1)
    Lego Batman: DC Super Heroes Unite (3/1)
    Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash (3/1)
    Like Water for Chocolate (3/15)
    Middle Men (3/10)
    Monsters and Men (3/27)
    Nacho Libre (3/1)
    No Way Out (3/15)
    Not Another Teen Movie (3/1)
    Office Space (3/1)
    Open Season (3/1)
    Open Season 2 (3/1)
    Open Season 3 (3/1)
    Open Season: Scared Silly (3/1)
    Ouija House (3/1)
    Ouija Séance: The Final Game (3/1)
    Perfect Creature (3/1)
    Rambo III (3/1)
    Reasonable Doubt (3/1)
    Red Corner (3/1)
    Red Dragon (3/1)
    Regarding Henry (3/1)
    Return of the Living Dead 3 (3/1)
    Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis (3/1)
    Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave (3/1)
    River’s Edge (3/1)
    Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (3/7)
    S.F.W. (3/1)
    Saved! (3/1)
    Shaolin Warrior (3/1)
    Shoplifters (3/14)
    Small Soldiers (3/1)
    Suburbia (3/7)
    Summer Catch (3/1)
    Tapeheads (3/1)
    Tea with the Dames (3/16)
    The Chumscrubber (3/1)
    The Cider House Rules (3/1)
    The Closet (“Le Placard”) (3/5)
    The Crying Game (3/1)
    The Dark Knight (3/1)
    The Dogs of War (3/1)
    The Domestics (3/29)
    The Fog (3/15)
    The French Lieutenant’s Woman (3/1)
    The Ice Storm (3/1)
    The Last Race (3/21)
    The Mighty Quinn (3/1)
    The Party’s Just Beginning (3/11)
    The Piano (3/1)
    The Pope of Greenwich Village (3/1)
    Toys (3/1)
    Trigger (3/12)
    Tristan & Isolde (3/1)
    Two Weeks Notice (3/1)
    Vice (3/1)
    W. (3/1)
    Waterworld (3/1)
    What a Girl Wants (3/1)
    What Lies Beneath (3/1)
    What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (3/1)
    Where Hands Touch (3/5)
    Wings of the Dove (3/15)
    Witness (3/1)
    Yes Man (3/1)

    TV 

    A.P. Bio: Season 2 Premiere (3/8)
    Abby’s: Series Premiere (3/29)
    American Gods: Season 2 Premiere (3/10) — available with STARZ premium add-on
    American Idol: Season 2 Premiere (3/4)
    Billions: Season 4 Premiere (3/17) — available with SHOWTIME premium add-on
    Black Clover: Season 1 (Dubbed) (3/10)
    Cardinal: Season 3 (3/22)
    Catfish: Season 7, Episodes 1-28 (3/24)
    Cosmos: Possible Worlds: Series Premiere (3/4)
    Dr. K’s Exotic Animal E.R.: Season 7 Premiere (3/26)
    Drifters: Season 1 (3/1)
    Fear the Walking Dead: Season 4 (3/19)
    For The People: Season 2 Premiere (3/8)
    Good Girls: Season 2 Premiere (3/4)
    Hang Ups: Season 1 (3/8)
    Into The Dark: Treehouse: Episode 6 Premiere (3/1)
    Juda: Season 1 (3/19
    Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 15 (3/9)
    MasterChef Junior: Season 7 Premiere (3/6)
    Mental Samurai: Series Premiere (3/6)
    Now Apocalypse: Series Premiere (3/10) — available with STARZ premium add-on
    Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists: Series Premiere (3/21)
    Rick Steves’ Europe: Season 10 (3/1)
    Shrill: Season 1 Premiere (3/15)
    The Act: Series Premiere (3/20)
    The Fix: Series Premiere (3/19)
    The Village: Series Premiere (3/20)

    Expiring on 3/31

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    10 Years
    2 Days in the Valley
    9 to 5
    A Fish Called Wanda
    A Simple Plan
    Babe
    Bad Santa
    Bangkok Dangerous
    Battle for Haditha
    Bend it Like Beckham
    Brothers
    Bulletproof Monk
    Cake
    Capitalism: A Love Story
    Chinatown
    Christmas Town
    Come Simi
    Cujo
    Dark Blue
    Deep Blue Sea
    Dirty Pretty Things
    Dream the Impossible
    Dreamland
    East is East
    Extraction
    Fifteen and Pregnant
    Finding Neverland
     
    Fly Me to the Moon  
    Forces of Nature  
    Friday Night Lights
    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes  
    Gimme Shelter
    Grizzly Man  
    Into The West  
    Kickboxer
    Kiss the Dragon
    Kurt and Courtney  
    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider  
    Mortal Kombat
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation  
    New York Minute  
    Once Bitten  
    Pacific Warriors
    Patch Adams  
    Penelope
    Pet Sematary  
    Pet Sematary II
    Rain Man
    Rent  
    Right at Your Door
    Sabrina
    Sahara
    Scent of a Woman
    Skipped Parts
    Stephen King’s Graveyard Shift
    Stephen King’s Silver Bullet
    Stephen King’s Thinner
    Stranger than Fiction
    Teaching Mrs. Tingle
    Three Kings
    To Grandmother’s House We Go
    Tombstone
    Total Recall
    True Grit
    Tumbledown  
    Twilight
    Valkyrie
    Wedding Crashers
    What’s Cooking?
    Wild Bill
    Words and Pictures 

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    50 Dirty Jokes From Kid Movies That Are Going To Ruin Your Childhood

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    50 Dirty Jokes From Kid Movies That Are Going To Ruin Your Childhood 

    You won’t believe these NSFW jokes from Ask Reddit were slipped into your favorite childhood movies.

    1. The scene where Farquad literally sets up to jerk it to the magic mirror.

    2. In , Mushu sees a whole bunch of men hurrying down to the lake where Mulan is skinny dipping, and panics “There’s a couple things I know they’re bound to notice!” That whole scene was one big adult joke.

    3. In , with Tom Hanks, when he gets propositioned by the woman he’s seeing to sleep over.

    “OK, but I get to be on top!”

    Saw this movie in its first run when I was a kid, and it was funny because, you know, bunk beds. Saw the movie a good 10 or 15 years later and… ohhhhh….

    4. In , Chel and Tulio are supposedly making out, except when Chel stands up, she was definitely not where his face was.

    5. , where Alfredo’s trying to explain to Colette that he has a rat doing his cooking for him.

    “I have a small…uh…” and he puts his thumb and forefinger together.

    Collette briefly glances down, then back up at him, and looks confused and slightly disgusted.

    6. .

    Héctor: (singing) And her… knuckles, they drag on the floor

    Chicharrón: Those aren’t the words!

    Héctor: There are children present.

    7. In , when the parents are discussing the sex of the new baby (who ends up being Dill) Angelica’s mom says “Well, yanno what they say: born under Venus, look for a…” before she gets interrupted.

    8. In when Judy arrests Nick for Felony Tax Evasion, and then proceeds to lay out how much he owes and says something like “I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying.” The line is delivered super quick and kids won’t understand it

    9. Timon saving Pumba from Nala: ‘Why do I always have to save your a-AAAAAAAAAGHHH!’

    10. The head chef from says to Alfredo, “One can get TOO familiar with vegetables, ya know!” Still cracks me up every time I watch it.

    11. In the Ghostbusters theme song, one of the lines is “bustin’ makes me feel good!”

    12. In , Jack Black says, “I’ve been touched by these kids, and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.” Didn’t get it before, but it cracks me up now.

    13. Buzz Lightyear’s equivalent to a boner with his wings when he sees Jessie open the door from the racetrack.

    14. , after the daughter spills her drink on herself at the restaurant. Her school crush, working as a waiter, comes to the table to take their order. The dad laughed and says, “Sorry, my daughter is not usually dripping like this.” Genuinely laughed out loud.

    15.  where Dil is born, and the babies are singing about their short existence. One of the girl babies says, “They cut my cord!” and a boy baby replies something along the lines of, “Be thankful that’s all they cut!”

    16. In one of the movies: “Freeze, or I’ll choke the chicken!”

    17. In, Bo-Peep seductively tells Woody that she’ll have someone else watch her sheep that night. In the same movie: “The term you’re looking for is ‘Space Ranger’.”

    “No, the word I’m looking for I can’t say because there are preschool toys present!”

    18. : “Oh I’m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I’m sorry. Well, I hope you’re up for a little competition. She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.”

    19. Shrek when they get to Farquad’s castle: “Do you think he’s compensating for something?”

    20.  when Linguini asks the food critic what happens if he takes a bite of something he doesn’t like and the critic responds, “If I don’t enjoy it, I don’t swallow.”

    21.  when he loses his job and the littlest girl tells him, “It’s okay, you can just stay home and gamble online like Sally’s dad does!”

    22. In , Nemo’s little octopus classmate is showing off her “lucky tentacle”. All octopi have one tentacle that’s shorter than the others. It contains the genitals.

    23. I think Tony Stark saying something like, “You better not be playing hide the cucumber.” Is pretty raunchy and really slides under the radar. Every time I watch that movie I can’t help but wonder how the heck they slipped that into a kids movie.

    24. Jack Black holds up 3 fingers to a former band mate in and tells him to read between the lines basically giving him the bird.

    25. In the beginning of the cow says “yea they’re real, stop staring” and it’s talking about the cows mammary gland.

    26. I recently laughed pretty hard when I heard Mr Potato Head in say, “Hey, nobody takes my wife’s mouth but me!”

    27.  The adults are partying it up and the guys put their sets of keys in a bowl.

    28.. When Tim and the baby get a ride in a limo with some party girls for some sort of hen night and he throws away a drink saying “The people of Long Island do not know how to make an Iced Tea.”

    29. I was watching the other day, and Donkey was sleep talking. He said, “Oh you like that baby? Hop up in my saddle, I’ll give you a ride.”

    30. In where Anna is on the sleigh ride with Kristoff and they were talking about foot size. Anna says, “Size doesn’t matter.”

    31. In , the toy that’s a long pair of feminine legs attached to what looks like a fishing pole. It’s a hooker.

    32. In , they reference Breaking Bad, by saying, “Hurry, before Walt and Jesse get back.” while they are wearing yellow jumpsuits and harvesting the toxic blue flowers.

    33. The scene in when Puss In Boots is caught with “catnip.”

    34. In the where Robin says to Batman: “My name is Richard but my friends call me Dick.” And he responds: “Kids can be cruel.”

    35. The where Helga says about Arnold, “You make my girlhood tremble.”

    36. The new P has a scene that goes like: “I’m a horologist (studies the stars).”

    One of the sailors say, “Honest way to make a living (thinking whore-ologist).”

    Another sailor goes, “My mother was a whorologist.”

    Another: “A damn good one too.”

    37. In , Lightning wins a race and two girl cars flash their headlights at him

    38. In , when Hercules and Meg goes on a date and Hercules comments, “And that play, that Oedipus thing? Man, I thought I had problems!”

    39. : One of the dogs says “Son of my mom.”

    40. In , Mr Potato Head pulls his mouth off and slaps it against his behind inferring Slinky is a kiss ass for defending Woody.

    41. .

    Jenny: There!

    [waves flashlight at chandelier]

    Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth, and that’s the tongue, then that must be the uvula!

    Chowder: Oh, so it’s a girl house…

    Jenny: [looks at him] What?

    42. From : “Making the baby’s the fun part…”

    43. :

    “There are no bears in San Francisco.”

    “I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear.”

    44.  movie with Jim Carrey.

    In the scene where it shows the baby’s being delivered in a basket:

    One basket lands on a front porch and the father comes out and alerts his wife “our baby is here!”. He then takes a closer look and says “it kinda looks like your boss”

    45.  (1982): “I present to you… Master Bates!”

    It was probably 20 years between when I first saw it as a kid and then again as an adult before I got that line and Richard Pryor’s response.

    46. Shaggy saying, “Mary-Jane is like my favorite name.”

    47. I’m fond of the bestiality joke in . “That thing with the reindeer/That’s a little outside of nature’s laws”

    48. In , George Washington gives Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon, Abraham Lincoln does the same, and Bill Clinton steps into the frame and says “I’ve done worse!”

    49. In :

    Ezekiel: [while reading a book] I think they’s thespians!

    Balthazar: Thespians? That’s illegal in seven states!

    50. Old one: . We desire children. Bus driver “may take me a couple of tries but I don’t think its going to be a problem.”

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    Mail order knife site linked to murder

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    Image caption Police believe a knife seen in Ashraf Hussan’s lap before the murder was bought from an online store

    A mail order website selling machetes, swords and a knife “mystery box” has been criticised by police who believe one of its blades was used in a murder.

    Ashraf Hussan was pictured with a knife police believe he bought from the website hours before he and a teenager fatally stabbed a man in Cambridge.

    Det Ch Insp Alan Page, who investigated the murder, was “aghast” at how easy it was to buy dangerous weapons.

    The store said: “All products we sell are legal and we abide by all laws.”

    Hussan, 20, had purchased “numerous” knives from the website, including a folding knife on 13 July, Cambridgeshire Police said.

    Twelve days later officers believe county lines drug dealer Hussan used that knife when he and Juned Ahmed, 18, both from Newham in east London, murdered Peter Anderson.

    The pair are due to be sentenced later.

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    Image caption Peter Anderson was stabbed to death in Stourbridge Common, Cambridge, in July

    The knife sales company, which is based in a residential estate in Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire, sells axes, “Rambo” knives and other weapons glamorised in films, such as Batman throwing knives.

    It also offers the chance for customers who “can’t decide” to “make it a surprise” and purchase an unknown knife in a mystery box – a concept Det Ch Insp Page labelled strange.

    “Surely if people are going online to buy a knife to use in gardening or some sort of maintenance they know what knife they are looking for,” he said.

    Image caption The BBC purchased a spring-assisted knife using ID with a doctored age and a debit card

    The website requires purchasers to prove they are 18 or over but the detective called for legislation to include further background checks when people purchase knives.

    “Yes, people can get access to kitchen knives, but why make it so easy to get these “Rambo” knives and hunting knives?” Det Ch Insp Page said.

    “Fair enough if someone is a tree surgeon and needs it for a legitimate reason, but someone who lives in a flat in London with no garden and no employment – you’ve got to ask yourself why do they need a knife such as that?

    “I think it’s because they’re going to use it for a criminal purpose.”

    The company asks for a driving licence and for payments to be made on a pre-paid credit card which can only be owned by those aged 18 or over.

    But the BBC purchased a spring-assisted knife from the website using a licence with a doctored age and a debit card, which can be owned by under-18s.

    Company director Joseph Wheeler said there were no flaws in the firm’s age verification process.

    Image caption Det Ch Insp Alan Page called for more background checks on the sale of knives

    The government has plans to ban the sale of bladed articles online to residential addresses and the knife sales site said it was “implementing delivery to collection points for age verification checks in person”.

    In a statement, Mr Wheeler added: “Knives are used for thousands of legitimate purposes by law-abiding citizens.

    “(We) are extremely careful with our age verification checks, this is our number one priority.

    “Trading standards do regularly check this, and we follow all their age verification guidelines thoroughly. All products we sell are legal and we abide by all laws.”

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